I have always promised myself that I would never become a crotchety old lady. But I have noticed a few behavioral changes lately that are really troublesome:
- I caught myself parking near the area where you corral your grocery cart when you are done shopping. On purpose. So I would have to walk less after.
- I paid extra for a later flight back from my upcoming girls trip to Miami because the thought of getting up after going out on Saturday night and catching the 7:20am flight with my (younger) friend nearly made me break out in hives (note: in all historical bookings, I have ALWAYS gone for the cheapest flight. “7:20? Who cares? We just won’t sleep…”)
- I complain when there is slow service in restaurants
- I have started going out in public with a messy bun and no make up on. Like, frequently.
I don’t know what’s happening to me. Time to bust out the Revlon Red lipstick and reclaim my youth.